Is There Something in the Water Up Here or am I Becoming a Dirty Old Man?

Just got back from Chuck E. Cheeze's with the family. I'm waiting in line to get tokens from the vending machine. There was what appeared to be from the back a 10-11 year old girl at the machine. When she's done, she turns around and to my bulging eyes, I'm greeted with one of the more bodacious set of knockers that I've seen in some time. In a tight tank top, with killer cleavage, to boot. At least I didn't give the outward appearance of being a perv since I was holding my 1 1/2 year old son at the time.

I'm telling you, it was freaky. She couldn't have been more than 11, but those ta-ta's are going to be burned in my memory for quite some time.

Is there something in the water? Are kids developing faster now than 15-20 years ago? Or am I becoming a closet pedophile?

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